Keepin' it real.
Sticking to the subject of personal hygene...
I think the last five times I've showered or bathed, I get out and towel off only to realize I didn't wash my stinky armpits. Back in I go. So frustrating, ya know? I think that I'm thinking too hard while in the shower or something. Need to concentrate more at the task at hand.
Finally cleaned my teeth this morning though. Sonicare is THE BOMB after four days of yellowmouth.
I think the last five times I've showered or bathed, I get out and towel off only to realize I didn't wash my stinky armpits. Back in I go. So frustrating, ya know? I think that I'm thinking too hard while in the shower or something. Need to concentrate more at the task at hand.
Finally cleaned my teeth this morning though. Sonicare is THE BOMB after four days of yellowmouth.
posted by Miroslav at 1:37 PM
2 Comments:
Oh come on now Rhonda... don't be actin' like you've never forgotten to wash yer armpits.
And yes George, my wife REALLY loves me.
On the subject of B.O. ... You want to know something really bizarre? My mom actually LIKES the smell of B.O. She actually will come up to me and shove her nose in my pits if I'm stinkin' ... Isn't that just sick?
Now do you see why I'm so twisted? (love ya mom...)
Your Mom.........nevermind.
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