You Dirty Rat

You've gotta love that smell. You know, the smell of DEATH that follows a couple of weeks after you place the rat poison ... ugh. It STINKS.

Read more ...Well, my wife and I have been living with the stench in our garage for the past week or so. I couldn't find where it was coming from. Over the last couple of days, we've left our garage door open a bit to let it air out and tonight, when I went in the garage it smelled good again. Finally! But... what was that smell? ... ooh... I caught a wiff again. (gag) ... but since the whole garage wasn't permeated by it, I was able to track it down.

Anyhow, being the type of guy that I am, I promptly thought, "Now... who could I call that would be willing to come over here and get this thing out of here?" My wife said, "Hey, my brother is a *real* man, why don't you call him over?" ... To which I replied, "Sounds great!" ..... LOL! Seriously... oh man... I'm dying of laughter over here. ... So I called him up and he came right on over in between the two episodes of 24. What a guy. Can't beat that type of friendship. I shall now call him, SuperRon!

Oh. I did do something else. I snapped a couple of photos. hehe. I know, I'm a sick man. But hey, what can I do about it? Gotta go with my strengths.

Here is the little guy sleeping. Awwwww... how cute.

And YES, thats a maggot on his head. He was chalk full of them little white nasties. His whole belly was squirming about. PUKE! Just flat out disgusting. Worst part is... I ate rice tonight.