Comedy
So today is the day that I decided to drop in at CSUS to look in to what all would be required in order for me to become a Family Therapist here in CA. Rolling in to the parking lot I felt tre-cool sporting my fancy, successful biz owner clothes and ridin in my G35. I was remembering the last time I was here... An 18yr old kid. Broke. Living much of my life in a lie... (referring to my old porn addiction)...and very naive about so much.
All that to say. I was feeling pretty good about myself as I walked down the hall towards the Enrollment Office. That is, until I looked down and saw a HUGE wet spot on the front of my shirt. Apparently my wife sabotaged me, in some sort of effort to mess with my brain, by leaving the lid partly open on the drink she gave me when I stopped by the house for my transcripts.
Now I wait with the masses... Humbled by this dribbling Tang spot that shows that I still have much to learn in this thing called Life.
All that to say. I was feeling pretty good about myself as I walked down the hall towards the Enrollment Office. That is, until I looked down and saw a HUGE wet spot on the front of my shirt. Apparently my wife sabotaged me, in some sort of effort to mess with my brain, by leaving the lid partly open on the drink she gave me when I stopped by the house for my transcripts.
Now I wait with the masses... Humbled by this dribbling Tang spot that shows that I still have much to learn in this thing called Life.
5 Comments:
Now that truly is comedy! I didn't do it on purpose...I swear.
Nice job dribble boy. Still real proud of you!
-dad
Janice,
Uh-huh.
S~U~R~E.
Dad,
Dribble boy? Don't make me bring up the Dino incident.
Oh... the worst part of this whole thing is that half way through my meeting with the enrollment counselor I reveal this intimate thing with him and he says, "Yeah, I noticed that when you came in. What the heck was it?" ... the jerk. He could have at least ACTED like he didn't see it or something.
Ode to my Tangy shirt and Sassy Enrollment Counselor...
...oh, never mind!
Were you wearing an orange shirt?
I hate it when that happens.
Post a Comment
<< Home